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This is a discussion on The Bicycle within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage ...
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03-23-2006, 05:34 AM
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The Bicycle
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike."
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03-23-2006, 11:30 AM
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 Thanks for the laugh!
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03-23-2006, 04:35 PM
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03-23-2006, 05:00 PM
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Smart kid! |
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03-23-2006, 05:20 PM
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hahaha, I needed a good laugh today, thats one of the betters ones i've read in awhile
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