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Old 07-18-2007, 11:26 PM   #1
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Penguin!!!!! <<joke>>

So, this penguin is having some car trouble and pulls into Bills Garage. The penguin tells the guy that his car is running kinda wierd. Bill tells the penguin it will probably be about an hour before he will know what is wrong with it. He then tells the penguin that there are a few stores down the road he can go check out and kill some time. Mr penguin tells Bill he would be back in about an hour. The penguin walks down the street and finds a strip mall and does some browsing in the stores and then finds an ice cream shop. He walks in and orders 2 scoops of vanilla in a cup.(a cup because penguins have no arms to hold the cone) The store clerk sets it on the table for the penguin, and he munches it down. Well the hour is just about up and he walks to the shop where his car is. He goes to find Bill. Bill says, "Well it looks like you blew a seal!!! The penguin says, Ummmmmm.........NO it's ice cream damnit!!!!
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Wow, John... I'm not sure I should laugh... that is just disturbing!
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Wow, John... I'm not sure I should laugh... that is just disturbing!
Oh c'mon you know you laughed!!!!!
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ROFLMAO! oflmao:

Dude - that just ain't right!
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I remember that penguine..all I remember thinking when he drove in my shop...was...how does a panguine ...get the money...to buy...a Hummer?
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I about shot diet pepsi out my nose!
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Haha...lol....Hi John
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