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This is a discussion on Me Tarzan, You Jane... within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; One day Jane sees Tarzan swinging on a vine in the jungle. She's attracted to him and asks how he ...
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12-12-2007, 02:54 PM
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Me Tarzan, You Jane...
One day Jane sees Tarzan swinging on a vine in the jungle. She's attracted to him and asks how he manages to have sex.
"What's that?" he asks. She explains to him what sex is, and he says, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." She's now horrified. She says, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it right." She takes off her clothes, lies down on the ground, and spreads her legs. "Here," she says, pointing. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removes his loincloth, takes a step closer, and then kicks her hard in the crotch. Jane curls up and starts rolling around in agony. "What in the hell did you do that for?" she wimpers... "Tarzan check for squirrels." |
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12-12-2007, 04:14 PM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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 oflmao: That is damn funny right there! |
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12-13-2007, 09:54 AM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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oflmao: oflmao:
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02-17-2008, 03:55 PM
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Thats great
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02-17-2008, 03:57 PM
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Huge Puffer Fish packed with spikes
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oflmao: Now thats funny!! |
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