Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

[tekeeladude-cl]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ..

Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow.

[bobaganoosh]

#8 makes me giggle. Nice list

[karmaz00]

haha nice one

[happy1]

Thats the truth

[Webmeister]

Ahhh.... This one is gonna get passed around at work.