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Cyanide at the Pharmacy

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Old 02-06-2008, 04:22 AM   #1
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Cyanide at the Pharmacy

A woman walks up to the pharmacist and states she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist asks, "Ma'am, for what do you need cyanide?"

"To kill my husband, of course!", she replies.

The pharmacist is shocked; barely able to speak, he answers, "I'm sorry, ma'am; but, I can't knowingly give you cyanide when you're going to commit murder with it!"

The woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the wife of the pharmacist.

"Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!", the pharmacist exclaimed!
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Old 02-06-2008, 06:10 AM   #2
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Old 02-06-2008, 09:57 AM   #3
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That's great Bill, thanks for sharing.
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LOL...thats a great one.
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LOL... Thanks for sharing that
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That's a great one Bill
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