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This is a discussion on Cyanide at the Pharmacy within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A woman walks up to the pharmacist and states she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist asks, "Ma'am, for what do ...
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Cyanide at the Pharmacy
A woman walks up to the pharmacist and states she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist asks, "Ma'am, for what do you need cyanide?" "To kill my husband, of course!", she replies. The pharmacist is shocked; barely able to speak, he answers, "I'm sorry, ma'am; but, I can't knowingly give you cyanide when you're going to commit murder with it!" The woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the wife of the pharmacist. "Well, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!", the pharmacist exclaimed! |
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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That's great Bill, thanks for sharing.
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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LOL...thats a great one.
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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LOL... Thanks for sharing that
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Explosives Expert
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That's a great one Bill
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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lol. good one
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