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Old 04-17-2006, 02:23 AM   #1
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A Billion?

The next time you hear someone in the government use the word "billion" casually, think about it.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend.

One advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases:

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth.

And a billion dollars lasts 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate the US Government spends it... Scares the living hell out of you, doesn't it?
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Old 04-17-2006, 11:42 AM   #2
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Re: A Billion?

wow that makes ya think
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Re: A Billion?

1 fl oz of water contains 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 water molecules.
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

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Re: A Billion?

That is sad and scary.
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Re: A Billion?

I think the scariest part is that it doesn't appear that the rate of spending will abate anytime soon, most likely never, and will only get worse.
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i thought we were referring to the number of cigars klugs has in his gargantuan cabinet
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