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Old 06-21-2008, 09:13 AM   #1
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Scene at City Hall
"Next"
"G'Morning. We want to apply for a marriage license".
"Names"
"Tim and Jim Jones"
"jones?. Are you related"?
"Yes, we're brothers"
"Brothers! You cant get married"
"Why not?. Arent you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples"?
"Yes, thousands, but we haven't had any siblings, that's incest"
"Incest, No, we're no gay"
"Not gay, then why do you want to get married"?
"Financial bennies ofcourse. We do love each other"
"But we're issuing licenses to gay people who have been denied equal protection under the law. If you're not gay, then you can marry a woman."
"Wait a minute, a gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. but just because I'm not dosent mean I want to marry a woman, I want to marry Jim"
"And I want to marry Tim. Are you goin to discriminate against us just because we are not gay"?
"All right, I'll issue a license" NEXT"
"Hi, We are here to get married"
"Names"!
John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, June johnson"
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other"
"But there are 4 of you"
"Right, You see we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and jane, Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the best way that we can express our sexual preferences in a maritial relationship"
"But we're issuing licenses to gay a lesbian couples"
"So you're discriminating against Bisexuals?"
"No, its just that, well..the traditional idea of marriage is that its just for couples"
Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere"
"Who says? there is no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. besides, we demand our rights. The mayor says the Constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a license"
All right, all right. NEXT"
Hello there, I'd like a marriage license"
"In what names?"
David Deets"
"and the other man?"
"Thats all. I want to marry myself"
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my Shrink says I have dual personalities, so I want to marry them together. I can then file for joint income-tax returns."

"Thats it!! I QUIT, you people are making a mockery of marriage"
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:20 AM   #2
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LOL Isn't that the truth!!!
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:39 AM   #3
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Lol! Thanks for sharing.
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How true.
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Good one FJ - makes you wonder, doesn't it!
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:12 AM   #8
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Old 06-22-2008, 09:27 AM   #9
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That's a very well said point how far is this going to go?
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That's right on the money with the way everything is going in todays world.
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when will it ever end? good one FJ!
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