Difference between an Officer and an Enlisted Man

[The EVP]

I saw this joke in the latest copy of Leatherneck and thought I'd share it for all the military personel out there:

A naval aviator, aloft in his balloon, became lost. He released some helium, lost a little altitude and spotted a man standing in an open field below.

"Pardon me, can you tell me where I am?" he called.

The man in the field said, "Yes, I can. You are in the car of a balloon holding 50 feet off the deck."

"You must be a Gunnery Sergeant," said the aviator.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," the aviator responded, "eveything you have told me is technically correct but it is of no use to anyone."

The gunny below yelled back up, "You must be an officer."

"I am," said the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the gunny, "you don't know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the same position you were in when we met, but now it's my fault."

[LkyLindy]

BAHAHAHAHA

try this
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!"
Officer: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

[big04deuce]

Those are great!!!

[Paint]

Great stuff

[Snapperhead-cl]

That is soooooo true

[baba]

very good.

[happy1]

[CBCyclone]

A naval aviator, aloft in his balloon, became lost. He released some helium, lost a little altitude and spotted a man standing in an open field below.

"Pardon me, can you tell me where I am?" he called.

The man in the field said, "Yes, I can. You are in the car of a balloon holding 50 feet off the deck."

"You must be a Gunnery Sergeant," said the aviator.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," the aviator responded, "eveything you have told me is technically correct but it is of no use to anyone."

I heard a similar one. A Seattle traffic helicopter got caught in a pea-soup thick fog and the pilot lost his bearings. In the distance he spotted a large building ahead of him and flew up to the building until he could see people inside. He held up a sign that read: CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE I AM?

Someone inside the building held up a sign that read: YOU'RE IN A HELICOPTER.

The pilot turned to the traffic reporter who was flying with him and said, "Ok, that's the Microsoft building, so the airport is due north," as he turned the helicopter towards the north and flew to the airport.

The traffic reporter said, "How did you know that it was the Microsoft building?

The pilot replied: "Simple, they gave me an answer that was technically correct, but totally useless for my specific needs."

[mdj65]

Good one

[karmaz00]

good one