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Old 07-07-2008, 04:33 PM   #1
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Three Old Men.....

Three old meen were sitting around dicussing their aches and pains. The first old man said:

"Have I got problems. Every morning at 7 AM I have to pee, but because of my enlarged prostrate I have to stand there for a half hour with the pee barely dribbling out.

The second old man said:

"I got it worse. Every morning at 8 AM I have to move my bowels, but because of my hemmroids its' so painfuil I can't bear it.

The third old man said:

You two think you got problems? Every morning at 7 AM I pee like a racehorse and every morning at 8 AM I crap like a goose.

The first old man said: "So wha's wrong with that?"

The third old man repled: I don't wake up until 9!
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:36 PM   #2
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Pick on old people day? Funny, though. Some "groups" don't mind jokes about them.
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Old 07-07-2008, 05:44 PM   #3
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haha good one
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:00 PM   #4
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That was funny. I liked that one.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:04 PM   #5
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getting old sucks
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Thats funny!
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