The weight and fortune machine

[CBCyclone]

A man was walking through an airport reroute to his gate for a flight to Miami when he spotted and old-fashioned weight and fortune machine like the one that had sat at his grandfather’s corner store when he was a little boy. He decided to give it a try. He stood on the machine, put in a quarter and turned the knob. Out came a little card that read:

You are 5’ 10” tall. You have blonde hair and blue eyes. You are married with two children, and you are waiting for a flight to Miami.

The guy was stunned. Everything on the card was correct. He figured it was just fluke, assuming that the cards were preprinted, like the ones in his grandfather’s machine had been. Even so, he decided to try the machine again and put in another quarter and turned the knob. Out came a little card that read:

You are 5’ 10” tall. You have blonde hair and blue eyes. You are married with two children, and you are waiting for a flight to Miami.

The man was really stunned now. He decided to test the machine further and stopped a gentleman who was walking by. He told him how accurate the machine had been for him and asked the man if he’d give the machine a try, on him. The man agreed and stood on the machine. The first man handed him a quarter and the second man put it in the machine and turned the knob. Out came a little card that read:

“You are 6” 1” tall. You have curly brown hair and hazel eyes. You are single, but recently engaged, and you are meeting your girlfriend’s flight from Los Angeles where she was visiting her sister.”

The second man was stunned, and told the first man that everything on the card was correct.

The second man hurried off to meet his flight and the first man stood there marveling at the machine. He decided to give the machine one last try. He stood on the machine again, dropped in a quarter, and turned the knob. Out came a little card that read:

“You are still 5’ 10” tall. You still have blonde hair and blue eyes. You are still married with two children, but while you were screwing around getting your fortune told three times, you just missed your flight to Miami.”

[nativetexan_1]

Cute.

[karmaz00]

cute

[eggwhites]

i laughed.