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This is a discussion on You can't bring that dog in this bar within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. ...
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08-12-2008, 01:46 PM
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Alpha Puffer Fish
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You can't bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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08-12-2008, 01:50 PM
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That is pretty good!!!
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08-12-2008, 02:22 PM
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haha.
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08-12-2008, 02:40 PM
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Alpha Puffer Fish
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Good one.
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08-12-2008, 11:22 PM
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Alpha Puffer Fish
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very good.
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08-14-2008, 03:23 AM
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Lmao!
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08-14-2008, 09:58 PM
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Full grown Puffer Fish
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Think quick, oi? Liked it.
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08-14-2008, 10:00 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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hahaha lol that was pretty good
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