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This is a discussion on Buying a new car within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect ...
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04-16-2003, 06:09 PM
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Buying a new car
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Embarrassed, she turns around nervously to see if anyone noticed -- and standing there is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. Can I help you today?" She quickly tries to cover up her little accident and asks, "What is the price of this lovely vehicle?" "Madam, if you farted just by touching it, you're gonna sh:t when you hear the price."
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04-17-2003, 01:12 AM
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