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A Penguin's dilemma This is not PG!

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Old 08-25-2008, 09:01 PM   #1
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A Penguin's dilemma This is not PG!

A penguin is driving thru Texas, and it's 110 degrees. His car brakes down and he pushes it to a local garage. the penguin says" can you help me out?". The mechanic says come back in an hour. So he walks into town, and it is so hot, he decides to get a vanilla ice cream cone. He tries to eat it with his flippers but, it gets all over his mouth. He comes back to the mechanic, and he says It looks like you blew a seal, and the penguin says No really i was eating an ice cream cone"
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I never heard that one!!!oflmao:oflmao:oflmao:
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