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Old 08-27-2008, 02:28 PM   #1
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Two Kids in a Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on rolling beds next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid says, "Thanks, that makes me feel a little better. What are here for?"

The first kid says, "I'm having a circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Really? Well, Good luck with that buddy! I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for a year."
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:39 PM   #2
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Heee heeee!!!OUCH!!!
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:43 PM   #3
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Thats hilarious!
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lol good one
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:49 PM   #5
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Lmao!!!
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Ouch! I can't imagine a circumcision after being mature enough to know what it is.
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