We're in trouble because of you!!!

[CBCyclone]

We are in trouble because of you!

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves just 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school full time, which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this 55 million are 35 million employed by the federal government, leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million of those are in the armed forces and preoccupied with Iraq and hunting down and exterminating Osama Bin-Laden, which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. From that number take away the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments and that leaves just 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. At any given time there are also 1,211,998 people in jails and prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work, YOU AND ME. And with all this work to do there you re sitting on your ass at your computer reading jokes. Nice. Real nice.

[Fatmandu]

a Million and a quarter in jails and prisons? Man, the only crime we have here in Bama is violators of the leash law and cigar smoke'n boys drinking beer on Sun. The reason there isn't a full house in prisons here in the 22d state is because there are NO dental records and DNA is impossible to match!

[happy1]

[Smoke 'em All]

Originally Posted by Fatmandu

a Million and a quarter in jails and prisons? Man, the only crime we have here in Bama is violators of the leash law and cigar smoke'n boys drinking beer on Sun. The reason there isn't a full house in prisons here in the 22d state is because there are NO dental records and DNA is impossible to match!

That's funny right there.

[azpostal]

Man that's a good one!