Lone Ranger Joke

[CBCyclone]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside, Mister!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was down and just about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water but Silver was slow in coming around. So the Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver in circles and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and says, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and says, "I do. Don't tell me he's still down and almost dead???"

The cowboy says replied "Nahh, he seems just fine. I just wanted to let you know that you left you Injun running."

[Camacho Junior]

HAha. Injun running. you kill me.

[karmaz00]

lol good one

[happy1]