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This is a discussion on Job opening within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's ...
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11-06-2008, 10:51 PM
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Puffer Fish with some spikes
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Job opening
A young man goes into the Job Center in
Downtown Los Angeles, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more; "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from here." "Good grief, is that where the job is?" "No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now..."  |
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11-06-2008, 11:12 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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funny!
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11-07-2008, 08:55 AM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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11-07-2008, 11:26 AM
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Alpha Puffer Fish
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Thats a good one.
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11-07-2008, 06:46 PM
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Leading Puffer Fish
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It's backed up to Denver now.
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11-07-2008, 07:53 PM
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Quote:
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11-09-2008, 05:46 PM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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Wonder if the they take a resume
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12-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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No longer a community member.
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Ha ha!
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12-03-2008, 10:13 PM
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Elder Puffer Fish Leader
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ha ha
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12-04-2008, 12:13 AM
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Full grown Puffer Fish
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I was headed towards Albuquerque before I realized it was a joke.
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12-04-2008, 03:46 AM
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Puffer Fish with some spikes
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hahaha
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