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Old 12-19-2008, 09:31 AM   #1
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And then the fight started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels. She asked, What 's on TV?

I said, “Dust.”


And then the fight started.


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for Christmas.

She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:46 AM   #2
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150 isnt bad if she is 6' 3"
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Old 12-19-2008, 12:47 PM   #3
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Old 12-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #7
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:57 PM   #9
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My wife said she wanted to buy a new watch.

I said "whadda ya need that for, there's a clock on the stove"

And then the fight started
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:41 PM   #10
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With you answering to her dust as what's on TV I would have dust cropped you!!! LOL and said eat my dust...
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Re: And then the fight started

I am studying these jokes for academic purposes, honey I swear...
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Re: And then the fight started

lol..good one
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