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CBCyclone · 01-02-2009, 04:06 PM

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says the pharmacist "Hi, I need to buy a condom. My girlfriend's mother invited me for to have dinner with them tonight, and the what things have been going between me and my girlfriend I think she's expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist sells him the condom condom and as the young man is walking away he turns and says "You better sell me another condom. My girlfriend's sister is pretty cute and she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees so I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist rings up the second condom and as the boy turns to leave he turns back around and says, 'To be on the safe side you better sell me one more condom. My girlfriend's mom is pretty hot for lady her age and when she sees me she always makes sexual innuendos, and since she's the one that invited me for dinner, I think she might be expecting something from
me too!!''

As everyone was sitting down getting ready for dinner the young man was sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right, and the mom facing him across the table. Just then the the father walked in to join them.

The boy immediately lowered his head and began praying over the meal. "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness and mercy..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, with his head lowered. The others are looking at each other in surprise and getting a little uneasy wondering when he was going to finish up the prayer.

His girlfriend finally whispered in his ear, "You never told me you were so religious!"

He whispered back, "You never told me that your old man is a pharmacist!!!"