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The Horse Auction

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Old 01-09-2009, 03:48 PM   #1
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The Horse Auction

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched fascinated as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After seeing his father do this a few times to different horses Johnny asked 'Dad, why are you doing that to the horses?"

His father replied, 'Son, when I'm planning to buy a horse, I have to make sure that the horse is healthy and in good shape before I buy it, so that's why I do that."

Johnny looked at his father and replied: "Oh, I see. I guess the mailman is planning to buy Mom, then."
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