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Old 01-21-2009, 11:38 PM   #1
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We have a husband down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her
husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'"

On the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down."
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:46 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHA. That is just wrong.
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Old 02-08-2009, 06:03 PM   #3
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Re: We have a husband down

It's wrong but right... I tell my wife all the time "What's the worst you can do to me, kill me slowly over decades? You are doing that... it's called marriage."
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Old 02-08-2009, 06:52 PM   #4
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lol..good one
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:20 AM   #5
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DOH!

Now I have to clean all the beer spittle off my computer!!!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:05 PM   #6
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Tat's awesome
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:12 PM   #7
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Lol thats a good one
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Old 04-19-2009, 05:56 AM   #8
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Re: We have a husband down

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DOH!

Now I have to clean all the beer spittle off my computer!!!!!!!
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Old 04-19-2009, 10:27 AM   #9
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good one
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