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Old 04-10-2009, 11:21 AM   #1
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I haven't seen these here yet and figured I would start a post where we can all add our favorite Chuck Norris Jokes...I'll start it off


If you have five dollars and Chuck has five dollars, he has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris is GOD..................................oops sorry thats not a joke.
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:48 AM   #3
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Go to Google.com , type " find chuck norris" , then press "feeling luck"
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:39 PM   #4
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What Jokes? These are Facts!

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Old 04-10-2009, 05:49 PM   #5
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.



P.S. Chuck wears Tim Tebow underwear. GO GATORS!
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Old 04-14-2009, 05:24 PM   #6
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can slam a revolving door...
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his Cubao No. 5
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Chuck Norris does not use a lighter, he can breathe fire and use it to light his cigar.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice.
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The only known person able to defeat Chuck Norris is Jack Bauer.
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The only known person able to defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris your probably seconds away from death.
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