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Old 04-16-2009, 12:59 PM   #1
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I think you're the father of one of my kids....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.


She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,"My G-d, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Old 04-16-2009, 02:12 PM   #2
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Old 04-17-2009, 07:53 AM   #3
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made me laugh
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:07 AM   #4
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
Beautiful.
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:18 AM   #5
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Haha, nice.
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:18 PM   #6
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
I laugh a lot since my wife is a teacher!!!
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Old 04-18-2009, 04:58 PM   #7
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Old 04-18-2009, 05:10 PM   #8
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
That made me laugh...very good!!!
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Gah!
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
ghHahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha haha!
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Old 04-19-2009, 01:01 PM   #11
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
really? wet celary? why not a flounder?
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really? wet celary? why not a flounder?

If anyone on this forum, I would guess you would like being slapped with a Flounder
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids....
Okay so I loved it..my wife just rolled her eyes
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Great one!
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If anyone on this forum, I would guess you would like being slapped with a Flounder
I prefer salmon....its smoother
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