Because I am a Man!

[fiddlegrin]

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car,
I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has
set in. I will win.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very
well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as
if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows
up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able
to fix these things, but now with all these computers
and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start."
We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of
holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase
basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot
be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu."
For all I know, these are the same thing.

And never, under any circumstances, expect me to
pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product"
is a euphemism.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote
control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has
been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it
(though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator)..... this applies to engineers mainly.....
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what
I'm thinking about.

The answer is always either sex, cars, or football.
I have to make up something else when you ask,
so don't ask.

[karmaz00]

lol good one...and true

[nativetexan_1]

Why did all of these bring up recent memories for me?