State Fair

[brianwalden]

I heard this one a long time ago and have always liked it. My apologies if I'm not attributing the original author. I've toned down the language, feel free to replace words like butt and poop with other words in your mind.

Two farmers entered a pig in the state fair every year and were never able to win a ribbon. Finally after yet another losing effort they hatched together a brilliant plan. They decided to put a cork in their pig's butt so it couldn't poop; if all went well they'd be sure to have a prize-winning pig by next year's fair.

After a few months they were starting to see the fruit's of their plan, but one farmer said to the other, "How are we going to get that cork out after this is all over, it's sure to make a mess." Suddenly the other farmer had an epiphany, "I've got it, we'll train a monkey to pull the cork out." So they bought a monkey and set to work training it.

Finally the fair came around and they won the blue ribbon with the biggest big the fair had ever seen. The next day they took their prize-winning pig out into an empty field to pull the cork out. One farmer said, "that pig's really gonna blow, I'm gonna stand 10 yards away." The other one said, "Ten yards? Just to be safe I'm going to stand 50 yards away."

So they stood in in their places and released the monkey. All of a sudden there was an explosion of poop. The farmer who was 50 yards away was up to his knees in it, and the one who was 10 yards away was up to neck in the stuff. The further farmer looked over and was shocked to see his friend laughing his head off.

He yelled over, "What are you laughing for you big idiot, you've got poop up to your neck." He shouted back, "Yeah, but you should have seen that monkey trying to put the cork back in!"

[samsgrl28]

Got a laugh out of me on that one.

[karmaz00]

good one

[fiddlegrin]

hahahahahahahahahahahhaa!

Too funny!

Thanks Brian!