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Coma Joke *tasteless alert*

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Old 05-03-2009, 12:02 AM   #1
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Coma Joke *tasteless alert*

A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she's touched there. So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,

"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so
he finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.

The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling
up his pants and says,

"I think she choked."
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Old 05-03-2009, 07:35 AM   #2
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Re: Coma Joke *tasteless alert*

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Re: Coma Joke *tasteless alert*

CLASSIC!
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lol good one
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:07 AM   #5
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i knew you were goin there
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