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Old 05-03-2009, 12:03 AM   #1
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Bank Robber *tasteless alert*

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He walks up to the nurse behind the counter and demands that she open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"

He replies "I don't care, open it now!!!"

She opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"

She looks at him "But, they are sperm samples, sir!"

"Do it!" he commands.

So the nurse drinks it.

"That one there, drink that one as well!"

So the nurse drinks the next one.

Finally after 4 more sperm samples, the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey! It's not that hard!"
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Old 05-03-2009, 12:35 AM   #2
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Re: Bank Robber *tasteless alert*

Dang...now that's a good one!
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Re: Bank Robber *tasteless alert*

omg...lol
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good one
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rofl
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:46 AM   #6
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That was bad Andrew.
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