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Old 05-30-2009, 03:55 PM   #1
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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I
collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde
hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.
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Old 05-30-2009, 04:02 PM   #2
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Very nice. I chuckled a little.
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:04 PM   #3
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lol..good one
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Old 05-31-2009, 01:54 AM   #4
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Thats is great joke! Which Home Depot so I can help these guys??
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:35 AM   #5
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That was a good one!
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