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Little johnny strikes again.....

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Old 06-02-2009, 11:14 AM   #1
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Little johnny strikes again.....

A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.
It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated"

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before....

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried. ----
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:49 PM   #2
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Re: Little johnny strikes again.....

Damn that little Johnnie....kids say the darndest things.

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Old 06-02-2009, 03:49 PM   #3
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Re: Little johnny strikes again.....

HAHAHAHAHA

That was good.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:11 PM   #4
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LOL...Johnny is great.
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:45 PM   #5
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good one. thanks
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Old 06-02-2009, 04:59 PM   #6
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little johnny gets her every time.
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Little Johnny is a free thinker.
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Johhny has to be the coolest kid ever.
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