Black Testicles

[Mustard]

A male patient is lying in bed


in the hospital,


wearing an oxygen mask over his


mouth and nose,


still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure


A young student nurse appears to give him a


partial sponge bath.


Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my


testicles black?'


Embarrassed, the young nurse replies


'I don't know,Sir.


I'm only here to wash


your upper body.'


He struggles to ask again,


'Nurse, are my


testicles black?'


Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,


she overcomes her


embarrassment and sheepishly


pulls back the covers.


She raises his gown, holds his


penis in one hand and his


testicles in the other,


lifting and moving them


around and around gently.


Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong


with them, Sir !!'


The man pulls off his oxygen mask,


smiles at her and


says very slowly,


'Thank you very much.. That was


wonderful, but listen


very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -


b a c k ? '

[AspiringGent]

Haha, nice. That's a good one.

[Nismo#12]

My fiance is a nurse and found that fairly amusing.

[karmaz00]

good one

[8ball917]

Nice!