A genie joke (mild language)

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(Punch line at the bottom, don't scroll down too far)

A woman whom is insecure about her breast size, ends her work shift and makes the short walk home.

While walking down the street, she encounters a shiny antique brass lamp.

Upon picking up the lamp, she rubs on the lamp to clean the dirt off.

At that moment, a genie appears before her and says "I will grant you and your loved one,one wish, and one wish only"

The woman ponders this and replies, "I wish I had breasts as big as a D cup".

KAZOW!, her breast size grows to a D cup.

The woman hurries home, totally ecstatic with her new breasts, to her husband whom has been cursed with a small penis.

The minute she walks in the door, her husband looks over and notices her increased chest size.

She quickly explains to him what happened, and he rubs the lamp and out comes the genie.

"Are you ready for your second wish?"

Then man, amazed at his wifes new breast size immedinately replies, "I wish my dick could touch the floor".













KAZOW! The genie cuts off his legs.