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This is a discussion on Misunderstanding within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her ...
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07-28-2009, 08:26 AM
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Full grown Puffer Fish
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Misunderstanding
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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07-28-2009, 12:36 PM
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Pipe Smokin' Piranha
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Re: Misunderstanding
My Wife (an RN) is going just looooove this one!
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07-28-2009, 03:25 PM
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lol good one
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07-28-2009, 03:36 PM
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Your a sick man Mark. LOL
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07-28-2009, 08:09 PM
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OK, I told her the joke. She then went into the explanation as to how this would be impossible due to a comatose patient having a breathing tube in. She did chuckle a little though.
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07-28-2009, 08:23 PM
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Re: Misunderstanding
Speaking of comatose patients, check out the Lazarus reflex. Very creepy. I just heard about this on Monday.
YouTube - The Lazarus Sign |
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07-28-2009, 08:55 PM
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Quote:
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