Report Card

[seegarfan]

The first 12 are actual comments made on students' report cards by
teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were
reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!!

1 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Somewhere, somehow your son is depriving a village of an 'idiot'.
5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails
to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thingy to
hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered
twice a week.
11. it's impossible to believe the 1 sperm that created this child
beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.

[karmaz00]

lol good one

[cp478]

OMG those are classic!

[apevia]

I'm suprised none of those appeared on my report cards XD

[edogg]

haha