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Old 08-04-2009, 10:46 PM   #1
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So Mama is makin breakfast and sends her boy out to start on the chores. He heads out to feed the chickens. She watches him through the kitchen window an spots him kicking a chicken. So she continues to watch as he heads to the hog barn. Sure enough he kicks a pig. When the boy returns to eat she scolds him for what he did. "I saw you kick that chicken so you wont be eating any chicken for 30 days. I also seen you kick that pig so no bacon for 30 days" By that time Pa is up and runnin and comes down the stairs and kicks the cat out of his way. The boy leans over and says to his ma "should I tell him or are you gonna".
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:42 AM   #2
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I don't get it.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:47 AM   #3
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haha thats funny !
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awesome
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:11 PM   #5
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That was pretty good.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:50 PM   #7
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I don't get it.
He doesn't get any "kitty" for 30 days.
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LOL! LOL!
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LMAO!
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