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Old 08-07-2009, 01:13 AM   #1
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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
" Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
"I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist.
"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection."
"I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:19 PM   #2
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Good one!

If your hose is short and your stream is weak, stand up close so you don't piss on your feet.
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:06 PM   #3
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Good one!

If your hose is short and your stream is weak, stand up close so you don't piss on your feet.
I love your rhyme! Of course, it does not apply to me.
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haha perfect
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