Young Gunfighter

[BrianEE93-cl]

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who
Wanted
> > > > more than anything
> > > to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
> > > >
> > > > He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that
He
> > > > wasn't yet
> > > first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.
> > > >
> > > > Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an
Elderly man
> > > > standing at the
> > > bar who in his day had the reputation of being the fastest gun
In the
> > > West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer,
Bought him
> > > a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you
Think
> > > you could give me some tips?" he asked.
> > > >
> > > > The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one
Thing,
> > > > you're wearing
> > > your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your
Leg."
> > > >
> > > > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
> > > >
> > > > "Sure will," replied the old-timer.
> > > >
> > > > The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44
And
> > > > shot the bow tie
> > > off the piano player.
> > > >
> > > > "That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for
Me?"
> > > >
> > > > "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster
Where the
> > > > hammer hits it.
> > > That'll give you a smoother draw."
> > > >
> > > > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger
Man.
> > > >
> > > > "You bet it will," said the old-timer.
> > > >
> > > > The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up,
Drew his
> > > > gun in a blur,
> > > then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
> > > >
> > > > "Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here..
Got any
> > > > more tips?"
> > > >
> > > > The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon.
"See
> > > > that axle grease
> > > over there? Coat your gun with it."
> > > >
> > > > The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the
Grease on
> > > > the barrel of
> > > his gun.
> > > >
> > > > "No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun,
Handle
> > > > and all."
> > > >
> > > > "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
> > > >
> > > > The Old Timer said , "No, but when Wyatt Earp gets done
Playing the
> > > > piano, he's
> > > gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much if
it's
> > > all greased up."

[rottenzombie]

Very funny