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Old 09-16-2009, 01:10 PM   #1
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Sex on the Beach

A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel on a Florida beach.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the best sex of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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Yee-Haw!!

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Old 09-16-2009, 02:10 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHA!
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