Cajun odd job

[Wetterhorn]

Melba Boudreaux, wanting to earn some money for Christmas presents, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood in Lafayette.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner, Tib Thibodeaux, if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much do you charge?"

Melba said, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder that she might need were in the garage. Mrs Thibodeaux was in the house and heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all way around the house?" Tib replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, Melba came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finish already?" asked Tib. "Yes," Melba answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

"I'm impressed", Thibodeaux said. So he reached in his pocket and gave her the $50.

"And by the way", the blonde added as she as she climbed into her car, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Corona Gigante]

Originally Posted by Wetterhorn

Melba Boudreaux, wanting to earn some money for Christmas presents, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood in Lafayette.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner, Tib Thibodeaux, if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much do you charge?"

Melba said, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder that she might need were in the garage. Mrs Thibodeaux was in the house and heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all way around the house?" Tib replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, Melba came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finish already?" asked Tib. "Yes," Melba answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

"I'm impressed", Thibodeaux said. So he reached in his pocket and gave her the $50.

"And by the way", [SIZE="3"]the blonde [/SIZE]added as she as she climbed into her car, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Doo-ood! You just took a blonde joke and changed the names!!

Pretty funny though.

I once met a blonde called Portia. "Like in the Merchant of Venice?" I asked. "No," she said, looking puzzled, "like the car!" (True story)

[Wetterhorn]

Originally Posted by Corona Gigante

Doo-ood! You just took a blonde joke and changed the names!!

Pretty funny though.

I once met a blonde called Portia. "Like in the Merchant of Venice?" I asked. "No," she said, looking puzzled, "like the car!" (True story)

What? You expect Cajun jokes to be original?

[D. Generate]

I was expecting a story about a 007 villian with a mean hat and funny accent.

[Darb85]

Originally Posted by D. Generate

I was expecting a story about a 007 villian with a mean hat and funny accent.

as did I
LOL Bond Is the greatest