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This is a discussion on humidor fashion innovations within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Hey everybody, as some of you know I work as a scientist here in Chicago. In my spare time I ...
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Old 09-24-2009, 07:45 PM   #1
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Hey everybody, as some of you know I work as a scientist here in Chicago. In my spare time I create inventions. The other night, I took out an old failed invention of mine which was inspired by a Hot Pockets commercial... this invention was a pair of pants where one of the front pockets is also a microwave. While you're wearing your pants you can put food in the pockets and it will cook. It never really worked out... but it got me to thinking... what if I were to expand on this concept. Rather than the pants pocket acting as a food microwave, why not make it a fully functional humidor? The only thing is it might have to be a larger cargo pocket on the side of the pants, in order to accomidate more cigar sizes. The pocket will be cedar-lined, crush-proof, and self-regulating with a catheter-like entry point for distilled water. I'm going to start working on it. My question is, if my idea works out, would you buy a pair of these pants? I'm going to call them "HumiPants" (patent pending).
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:43 PM   #2
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I've got dibs on the prototype!
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:47 PM   #3
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Is that a cigar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? lol. Very original idea. I like it.
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:54 PM   #4
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why don't you make shoes with cigar holders in the sole?
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:54 AM   #5
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depends on the cost.
Im sure it would be an exorbitant cost
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:59 AM   #6
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Holy Hotpants Batman!!!!!!
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:20 AM   #7
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Only if it is part of a costume I can smoke in

Did you know we have a joke section on this forum?
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Old 09-25-2009, 03:00 PM   #8
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Forget the humdor and stick with the microwave. A microwave in your pocket probably makes great birth control.....I'll take two!
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Old 09-25-2009, 04:22 PM   #9
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:10 PM   #10
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You sir, are my new best friend.
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:50 PM   #11
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Either you are one of the most creative people I have ever come across (and that definitely kicks ass) or ...

you have got to be someone messin' with us hahaha.

Any pics to be had perhaps?
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Old 09-25-2009, 09:33 PM   #12
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I think this may belong in the "Jokes" forum.
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:38 PM   #13
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WTF?
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Old 10-03-2009, 05:22 PM   #14
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I say No.

I like my pants hot and cigars cool. I like my pants dry and my cigars at 60 % RH.

I treat my Humi alot better then I treat my pants maybe the Lady Baz would like the idea it might cause me to hang up my Humipants rather then leaving them in the laudry floor.
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Old 10-03-2009, 06:45 PM   #15
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Humidity in the pants? They call that swamp ass right?
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