Liar - Liar

[nativetexan_1]

A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. He asks for the driver's license. The driver says he doesn't have one, it has been suspended. Auto registration? He doesn't have that either. The driver tells the cop he stoll the car after killing the previous driver and stuffing him in the trunk. At that, the cop calls for backup before proceeding.

The cops sargeant shows up and asks to look in the trunk. The driver hands him the keys, and, of course there is no body. "My officer said you had a body in the trunk." "I don't know where he got that idea."

"He says you stoll the car."
The driver reaches in his wallet and pulls out the registration receipt.

"He says your driver's licence is suspended."
The driver hands over the valid driver's license and says, " You know, I wouldn't doubt it if a liar like that told you I was speeding, too."

[seegarfan]

Lol! Lol! Good one!