Fred

[DerStro]

The name's just Fred.....

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed
limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer
then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along
with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born
Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me
all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally
got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored
being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my
dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started
fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so
they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then
the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with
VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

Found it in my inbox this morning, gave me a chuckle =)

[yzingerr]

bwahaha

[Cigar Runner]

Be Fred CAO or Fred Cohiba or Fred Opus or Fred ...................

[nativetexan_1]

Oh, man! That's great! (Or, I was in the mood for a good laugh.)