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This is a discussion on Seven Kinds Of Sex within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; Seven Kinds Of Sex ..... The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex . This kind of sex ...
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10-02-2009, 03:26 AM
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Seven Kinds Of Sex
Seven Kinds Of Sex .....
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F@*# You.' The 5th kind of sex is called .... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And . Last . But not least .... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
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10-02-2009, 02:45 PM
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At last I can relax
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Been with wife forty years and have never gotten past # 2. She is an animal. LOL
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10-02-2009, 02:47 PM
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A DAY IN THE LIFE
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
i'll take any number with the ole lady at this point
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10-02-2009, 02:51 PM
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
i'll send it to my wife and let her decide!
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10-09-2009, 03:59 PM
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Nice one!
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10-09-2009, 04:17 PM
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
I think you forgot #8 Sex,,,,Do It Yourself!
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10-09-2009, 04:20 PM
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At last I can relax
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And you dont have to cuddle afterward, or answer any questions.  Jerry |
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10-09-2009, 04:35 PM
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Quote:
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10-09-2009, 05:40 PM
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
LOL this is funny! I saw a t-shirt a while back that had this:
The Natural progression of Sex.. Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly |
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10-09-2009, 05:47 PM
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Re: Seven Kinds Of Sex
Nice.
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