Monkey & Cue Ball

[Blackcat]

A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey.

(Bartender): "Whoa! You can't bring a monkey in here"

(Guy): Common what harm will it do?"

(Bartender): OK but any funny business & you & the monkey are gone.

The guy starts playing pool & all of a sudden the monkey jumps on the pool table and swallows the cue ball

(Bartender): That's it you & the monkey are gone!

A week goes by & the guy feels bad (only pool table in town & all)

Guy get a lease for the monkey & a new cue ball & goes to apologize to the bartender.

(Guy): "Common let us back in. I got a leash for my monkey & a new cue ball. And I can promise that he won't eat any more cue balls.

(Bartender): OK, I guess, but to make sure he doesn't, he can eat on this bowl of grapes."

Guy starts playing pool, when the monkey jump up & grabs a handfull of grapes, shoves them up his ass, pulls them out & then eats them.

(Bartender): "That's VILE!!!!! Why did he do that?!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Guy): "Well ever since he ate that cue ball last week, if it won't fit through his ass hole, he won't eat it.