Guts or Balls?

[seegarfan]

The difference between GUTS and BALLS... There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls ,
but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed , and to alleviate further confusion , the following definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys , being met by your wife with a broom , and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer , lipstick on your collar , slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next , Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

[madurolover]

Originally Posted by seegarfan

Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

Actually, they have recently discovered that either condition can be cured by buying an exorbitant amount of diamonds or shoes.

Supposedly this cure has about a 65% success rate.

[bdw1984]

this is the greatest post in the history of mankind... rg for all!!!!!!!!