The Costume

[seegarfan]

The Costume


A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
leg. So, he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a Pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible, because they have emphasized his wooden Leg and he writes a letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset. Now they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company a nasty letter of complaint.

Two day's later he gets a small expess parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST For You. Please find the enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.


Have a Nice Day!

[rottenzombie]

WoW LOL

[thebayratt]

Great one!!!

I gotta pass that one along tomorrow at work!

[RobustBrad]

Ha. That's a great one.