Nookie Green

[RGD]

Father, it has been one month since my last confession." "I have
had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The
priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go and say three Hail
Marys."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has
been two months since my last confession. "I have had sex with
Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?" "A new woman
in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the
priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous woman enters the
sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the
priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green
shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie
Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies,
"No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"


Ron

[fitzsmoke]

That's funny...

[cquon]

Hmmmmm..green nookie eh? Reminds me of the time, er, never mind.

[Bigwaved]

Originally Posted by cquon

Hmmmmm..green nookie eh? Reminds me of the time, er, never mind.

[uselessdreamer1]

ha good joke. as for cquon....tut tut tut