Four Religious Truths

[Hammerhead]

It is important for those of all faiths to recognize These Four Religious Truths:


1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

[ky toker]

Oh, it hurts! Make it stop! You bastard!

[Da Klugs]

[QUOTE=ky toker] Oh, it hurts! Make it stop! You bastard! /QUOTE]

[Hammerhead]

Heh... went out on a limb with this one, but it was so cute, I couldn't resist. Y'never know nowadays what someone'll take exception to, but I figured y'all would enjoy it.

[Warhorse545]

As a life long Baptist living in the south, number 4 rings to true so many times it is not funny.


Stacey

[tadams17]

Thats good....

[dergib]

LOL

Good one.

[cb25]

awesome. simply awesome.

[kvm]

Holy crap I'm a Baptist!

[fl0at]

Haha, that rocks.

[Kayak_Rat]

Originally Posted by Warhorse545

As a life long Baptist living in the south, number 4 rings to true so many times it is not funny.


Stacey

Here we are again. Why is this in the jokes section? You know its bad when they load up the bus and get a group discount.




(And for all those offended, I am a life-long baptist and son of a Baptist preacher)

[Aaron]

[quote=Da Klugs]

Originally Posted by ky toker

Oh, it hurts! Make it stop! You bastard! /QUOTE]

Aaron
VP, Department of Redundancy Department

[ComicBookFreak]

Originally Posted by Hammerhead

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Or in the Liquor store!!

The county I live in in NC has about 120 Baptist Churches. No offense meant to the Baptist. I also have been Baptist, Methodist, and Non- Denominational. Funny thing is my beliefs lean more towards Catholic and Jewish belief. I know I am strange .

Cute joke Hammerhead Thanks.

CBF

[Warhorse545]

Originally Posted by Kayak_Rat

Here we are again. Why is this in the jokes section? You know its bad when they load up the bus and get a group discount.




(And for all those offended, I am a life-long baptist and son of a Baptist preacher)

And when they rent a cafe for the evening and paper the windows so no one in town can see them having a beer and having a good time in a local cafe is even funnier. Happens a lot around here. Quite funny. Got not a thing against them other then they think I am to wild I might have a beer in public and woe is me I might dance here and there. If all of them knew where I seen them all at they would faint


But dang it they good people and my friends. No matter how hard they try and hide it.



Stacey

[Corona Gigante]

Originally Posted by Warhorse545

And when they rent a cafe for the evening and paper the windows so no one in town can see them having a beer and having a good time in a local cafe is even funnier. Happens a lot around here.

Wow! That's the strangest thing I heard this week.

My ex-wife's father was a deacon and her brother is a minister. I can't imagine seeing either of them in Hooters. Her brother's son, though, that's a different story...