Another Monastery Story...

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A young monk decides to join an order of monks who take a vow of silence and are only allowed to say two words every ten years.

He enters the monastery and quietly goes about his business for the first ten years. At the end of the ten years he has become somewhat disillusioned with his surroundings as he prepares for his audience with the head monk where is to be allowed to speak his two words.

He sees the head monk and says "Bed hard" and goes back to his quarters.

Another ten years pass and he is even more disenchanted with conditions at the monastery. During his audience with the head monk this time he says "Food cold".

After another ten years he has had enough and when he sees the head monk he says "I quit".



























To which the head monk replies [SIZE="5"]"I'm not surprised... you've been bitching ever since you got here!"[/SIZE]