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Old 07-13-2006, 04:54 PM   #1
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Good golf joke

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford
Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, who
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander
manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cutting's bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"
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Re: Good golf joke

Ha ha...good one!
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Great joke.
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Re: Good golf joke

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Old 07-16-2006, 10:51 PM   #5
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been awhile but a classic funny
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LOL ....really.....LOL. Good one.
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