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This is a discussion on Daddy Longlegs within the Jokes Forum forums, part of the Everything But Cigars category; A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure ...
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07-14-2006, 09:17 AM
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Elder Jungle Leader - Not
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Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our backyard." Ron |
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07-14-2006, 09:22 AM
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Full grown Puffer Fish
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Re: Daddy Longlegs
Rofl
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07-14-2006, 09:35 AM
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Ann Coulter's Cabana Boy
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Re: Daddy Longlegs
Ah yes. The hardy perennial of the homophobic little girl jokes.
02-17-2004: Not in South Carolina 02-01-2005: Texan Spiders 10-04-2005: The Garden 06-23-2006: Daddy longlegs
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